words might appear more amusing than they actually are
I was out of sorts today at work despite sleep, despite breakfast and caffeine, despite feeling alright at first light.      So I tried to amuse myself out of this funk by being random around D who's desk resides next to mine. I start by standing up at my desk.   "Ugh I'm fat." said to no one in particular as I rub circles over my stomach.   "No. You're not fat." my co-worker auto responds; She doesn't even look up from her work.   "Ok, maybe not fat...but I have a pot belly and this isn't Pulp Fiction"     ::crickets::    This might have gone over better if I had chosen someone that did not just moved into the US from Bolivia.   Or not.