Guess where this guy was conceived
Today my Co-worker mentioned in conversation that she used to watch this kid that drove her up the wall back when she was pregnant many years ago. There was nothing wrong with the kid of course but pretty much everything annoyed her during her pregnancy.
Everyday she would watch the kid for her friend as a kind gesture.
Everyday she resented this kid's existence.
She feels bad about it now but when he asked to watch the Power Rangers she often denied him in favor of watching her favorites. Pregnancy was ugly on her.
"Oh do you know the best part?" she asked and answered, "His parents named him Sheraton."
"Like the hotel?"
"Yeah the Sheraton Waikki. They went to Hawaii on their honeymoon."
"Noooo. I call BS on this name!"
"No really! I'm friends with him on Facebook.
And there he was.
Waikiki is spelled differently, but still wow.