Ironing is for men

Step 1: Following instructions for a T-shirt transfer aka iron-on, I placed a large sheet over my kitchen table to create the ironing things on fabric location. Instructions actually called for a pillow case not realizing that I have two such things in my possession and they're both on pillows.

Step 2: Warm iron up for 5 min.s - no steam.
Step 2.5: Realized I over dialed past the non-steam setting to the off placement and the heat did not engage. Repeat heat did not engage - wait 5 more minutes.

Step 3: Iron sheet, then iron blank shirt on previously ironed sheet. Boring but note kick ass craftsman automotive tool cart-shed Xmas gift from the ex-in-laws.
  • Consider: I do not work on cars
  • Consider: This is in my kitchen and not in my garage


    • Step 4:     Using two hands blah blah - iron it already.
    Step 5: Peel off backing when cool to the touch



    Step 5.5:     It will be cool to touch after two minutes, not before fucktard.



    Step 6:     Run hand under water to diminish that flesh burning sensation



    Step 7:     Peel off and enjoy kick ass shirt!



    Thanks to deadpan for letting me steal his artwork and xTx for her post that inspired this.

    Comments

    1. xTx10:57 AM

      funny as fuck and that RULES!

      I'll take an extra large please!!!!

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    2. Anonymous12:37 PM

      A tip of my jauntily-angled hat to you, sir.

      ReplyDelete
    3. xTx2:38 PM

      hey deadpan...is there a way for you to send me that image file so I can somehow incorporate it into my sidebar?

      ReplyDelete

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