My crotch area is making noise

I haven't worn corduroy pants since elementary school but decided to buy a pair a couple days ago. I ran my hand across the fabric's mild grooves and bought it on a whim, though I have vowed publicly never to wear corduroy again.

It seem like all my choices have been like that lately, full of contradiction or randomness.

Now I'm haunted by school-age flashbacks of walking with the same whoosh whoosh sound my pants are making today.

damn you corduroy pants.


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