For your sweetheart this V-Day **

So after you insert a bullet into your wife, pull that butcher knife out of your mistress, and told your mom that you still love her even though she favored your older brother, come on down to Highland Grounds for music, comedy, and other pretentious crap by non-pretentious people
(and at least one super cute girl).

It's free [AFTER 9PM] so you'll have some cash leftover to pay all those lawyer fees.

** Not to be confused with Venereal Disease Day


  1. (and at least one super cute... no, wait, two super cute... no, wait... he's confusing me)


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