the day after

Asain Customer: Hey Robert, it's Marshal.
Me: Hi Marshel. How are you doing today?
AC: Good. Good.
Did you enjoy the protest and the events yesterday?
Me: There was a protest yesterday??
[short pause]
AC: Yeah...it was a downtown. A big protest.
Me: Huh.
[longer pause]
AC: It went all day. It was big...
Me: I never heard anything about it.
[much longer confused pause]
AC: Uh is Antonio there?

Comments

  1. angrysquaw11:13 AM

    Were you just amusing yourself? or did you decide to fuck with him to ward off a bad mood?

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  2. robert_dean12:36 PM

    Just amusing myself.
    Really, how could I not know about it.

    Of course I have my opinions on the march and do believe that it succeeded in creating discussion on matter. Just amused (not offended) that my customer assumed that I attended because I am indeed Hispanic.

    All my mfg workers were there and I worked.
    Until I worked here, the only "illegals" I knew where my friends from England.

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  3. robert_dean12:41 PM

    Sorry the unrelated explanation attached to that comment. Figure I'd throw it in there and not waste a post about it

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  4. Anonymous1:15 PM

    You're definetly a DICK!!!
    I heard rumors before but now I KNOW.

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  5. robert_dean2:32 PM

    Well I do have my moments, but then again don't we all?

    So why exactly am I dick?
    lorangeblog a_t gmail
    or go to my profile link and send me a message on myspace.
    or here.

    gees you used capital letters and everything so I'm curious to find out your thoughts.

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  6. angrysquaw5:40 PM

    Yeah a good portion of aliens I know are from Europe or Canada. Those Canadians are tricky devils... you don't even know you're among them... I mean ::ahem:: "THEM!"

    Is "aliens" offensive by the way?* You never hear people saying aliens much... but I just like that it makes me think coneheads, or other illegal aliens from ...France... fuck am I white eh?

    *if you think I'm asking you as in I'm asking because you're Hispanic I'll fuckin' kill you.

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  7. angrysquaw5:58 PM

    also... on this:

    "Just amused (not offended) that my customer assumed that I attended because I am indeed Hispanic."

    I've talked to you before about this... but see I just have a hard time seeing that being about your Hispanic-osity.** You're just such a white boy, it's hard to think of people as seeing the ethnic in ya.

    **I'm sorry, it's just too fun to rape*** words like that.

    ***is that too offensive of a word to use too?

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