things I don't want for my bday # 2

I'd never been in want of a surprise party.

I don't think it's possible to pull this off without my knowledge; I know all the ruses. I know when you are lying. I know that I am smarter than you in all these things.

So don't bother because I will ejoy enjoy* ruining the big surprise by just flaking on that important (allegedly) meeting, showing up an hour early, or paying off the restaurant to lose the reservation.

Don't even try.

(anyhow my best present is coming a week later)
*see comments

Comments

  1. I never been in want of a surprise party.(a)


    So don't bother because I will ejoy(b) ruining the big surprise by just flaking on that important meeting, showing up an hour early, or paying off the restaurant to lose the reservation.

    Don't even try.

    based on the notes (a) and (b)
    here are your non-surprise gifts
    Two books, one - a third grader's english language book, and two - a dictionary.

    Enjoy,
    Corey

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  2. Anonymous5:18 PM

    i love corey

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