Don't even pin this on me

WARNING - rant about co-workers

1) You stupid fuck. This is a fax machine . It is an amazing piece of office equipment that has been around in this form for decades (decade=10 years). Please learn how to react when paper with your name comes sputtering out the machine. It has your name on it. It is to your attention. This means you have to address the reason as to why said paper is being sent to you. I'm not surprised that you are a Raider fan.

2) You stupid fuck. No the other one who is blowing the the stupid meth-head, cheating on wife who just popped out your fourth child, since the both of you don't know what birth control is or how to use it, that is listed in item no.1 above.

I gave you that important order for England two weeks ago. How dare you transfer the head sales-rep in England to me about this. As I said before taking the call, I gave you this. "You did? Why would I have it?" you asked.

IT'S YOUR FUCKING JOB TO ENTER ORDERS, THAT'S WHY!

YOU ENTER ORDERS! IT'S CALLED ORDER ENTRY FOR A REASON!

Yes, if you actually did your job right you might understand what I'm saying. While I'm at it, learn to answer the phone correctly. Asking "Who's dis?" when someone is looking for the Dir. of Operations doesn't come off to well for the company.

Fucking learn to page too!! I set up zones for the paging system and have shown you multiple times how to do it. No. 1 is for the offices, No. 2 for the warehouse! I swear I'm going to come in there and start cutting off your fingers every time you press ALL.

I hate you two. You are going against everything I learned about Darwin's theories.



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