A Saturday BBQ

I was going to tell some girl Saturday my fascination with the sparkly green eye shadow she was wearing, which would've sound like a cheesy pick up line, but I just thought it looked really cool. On most people it would've been way too much, but I was impressed that it looked good on her.

Spent a few minutes trying to figure out a way to approach Miss Tambourine Girl with Green Eye Shadow, but decided best not to say anything.

As it was I was already having trouble speaking to people that day.

First, there was a little public bickering with OGirl, which I didn't realize was that noticeable until someone was "oh fight, fight" jokingly. One of those we didn't like each other's attitude misunderstandings, but we got that all worked out by the end of the day.

Then there's my problem with acting aloof/air-headish around certain people. Now I'm the first to admit I'm not the smartest person in the world, but I've been finding myself going "Huh? What?" when people are talking to me. The start of this particular situation threw me, and instead of taking advantage of the moment where I could've said something witty and flirty, all I could manage was "duh...duh,duh...duh."

This whole nervous, shy thing is even getting old to me and easily not a great way to impress people you're interested in.

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  1. dooh.. you should have went ahead and said something.. you have nothing to lose.

  2. I know! Of course I thought of the perfect bold thing to say after the fact.

    I'm working on it.

  3. Great page !!! Greatings from Germany- Bottrop!!!

  4. Chris,

    Thank you for the nice comment.

    I see NoFX, blink, ramones, metallica in your profile.

    very good.

  5. Anonymous10:11 PM

    Always trying to impress, not the answer me thinks. Be yourself, no impressing needed. A new set of clothes and a full court press to try and get some, smells like despaloseration. Look it up!!

  6. Anonymous10:29 PM

    Oh yeah , today I road an elevator with Lori Loughlin, she looked at me and said "Hi" and smiled and I said "Huh?What?" She's the girl from Full House and Summerland.

  7. huh?

    Maybe I'm retarded but I couldn't find "despaloseration"


    Lori Loughlin was the only thing good about Full House, otherwise that show was pretty craptastic.

  8. She would've laughed her ass off since she is a singer herself.

    Now I can see it as a song and dance routine, dressed like Mr. Peanut, then maybe that would've impressed her.

    Girls dig Mr. Peanut's ride too:


    For those who know me offline, this has to be the most obvious secret crush ever.

  9. I guess I am retarded.

    My friend explained it is despa-loser-ation.

    That's funny actually.


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