Last night - a brief conversation

She: Hey, we haven't met yet.

When she came up to chat to our group I knew this was going to happen.

Him: You know Robert...

I gave him my "See, this is what I was talking about" face.

Me: We have met. Five...Six...Seven times before actually. You always forget meeting me.

I smile.

She smiles.

Me: Oh, and thanks for grabbing my nuts.

She laughs as she replied: Oh right, that was you in there. Sorry.

Me: Don't worry, I didn't mind.

Me: It's just that I've never been molested in front of a crowd before.


  1. Anonymous11:58 PM

    You've done the molesting but never been the molestee. molestie, molestey, mole ST, IDFK?WTF?


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