Weirdo with bloody chainsaw, Come on down!
(pic WHDH-TV via AP)
Theme from "The Price is Right" plays.
You just been allowed to entry into the United States! Just check in your homemade sword, hatchet, knife, brass knuckles and that chain saw with those, um red stains on it and you're good to go.
Upside: It really is the land of the free (to be as weird as you want)
Downside: well, read the AP (via sfgate) story:
Man With Chain Saw, Sword Is Let Into U.S.
By MICHAEL KUNZELMAN, Associated Press Writer