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  1. DJCheeseZombie11:52 PM

    The short bus WILL be picking you up shortly. Retarded guy, please bring money if your going to the bar tomorrow.

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  2. xTx6:57 AM

    okay. you've just inspired me to post a "retarded related" story on my blog.

    and, btw, retarded is one of my top three favorite adjectives.

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