Using a microwave isn't hard.
You want to cook popcorn? There's a button just for that.
Want to warm something up in a minute? You can add 30 seconds at a time with two punches, or be anal with the exact 60 seconds. Rebel against the system and enter 100, just to test the appliance's intelligence.
The microwave is smart - It knows you want only a minute either route you take.
Meat, Fish, or Poultry? It's all there in easy to find categories. The Start button always starts the cooking as required. A light even comes on for your viewing pleasure - 30 seconds of spinning entertainment. The microwave cares about you.
It's so simple one would think. Imagine my confusion in the break room, everyday, seeing the timer with a remaining cook times from 35.32 to 67.17 minutes.
Everyday I wonder if my co-workers are that retarded.